“Who invited you into my simulation?” reads the bold, deadpan line across the chest — a shirt for the dry-humored thinker who likes to make people pause and laugh at the weirdness of everyday life. The heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton drapes with a lived-in softness and relaxed silhouette, so the graphic feels like part of you from the first wear. Clean white canvas keeps the black outlined text sharp and readable, while the tubular construction and double-needle seams mean this tee holds its shape through repeat wears and washes. Wear it to late-night game sessions, low-key meetups, or when you need a subtle icebreaker that says more than a wink.
This tee sits comfortably in the rotation of anyone who enjoys clever one-liners, internet-culture humor, and minimalist design. It pairs easily with worn-in jeans, hoodies, or layered under a jacket for cooler evenings. Sized broadly from S to 4XL and available in many colors, it’s built to feel familiar fast — that soft, slouchy comfort you reach for again and again.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and vintage look
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems
- Available S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
