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Merry Christmas You Dick Possum Tee Shirt

Merry Christmas You Dick Possum Tee Shirt

Regular price $29.35 AUD
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Festive spirit. Questionable manners.

Meet Improper Possum: Santa hat on, tinsel round his waist, and absolutely no intention of behaving. With silver hoop earrings, a lightning-bolt tattoo and a smug little stare, this possum delivers his seasonal greeting loud and clear: “MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU DICK.”

Turn around and the attitude continues—a matching possum-and-wreath graphic with “STAY IMPROPER” on the back.

For Christmas drinks, cheeky Secret Santa gifts and mates who appreciate an affectionate insult.

Wear it proudly.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and lived-in color
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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